Annullified.

So it's that time of the year again. The dreaded annual exams. Or as CBSE likes to call it: Summative Assessment 2. Two words: "God Help us!" Wait...that was three. I should have thought this out.

You are under arrest for cracking a lame joke.

So today we got our finalized syllabus for Computer. Before I tell you the harsh reality; here's our tentative syllabus (given at the beginning of the year) :

Summative Assessment II:

• OpenOffice.org Calc - ii

• Societal Impacts of IT

Total Chapters: 2.

Now here's our new syllabus:

Summative Assessment II:

Chapters 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

Total Chapters: 15!!!


Oh. My. Freaking. God.

Reaction of the average student. (Toppers are an exception)

So that means I'll have to put 7.5 times more effort. So...if I was studying 2 hours per day, does that mean I'll have to study 15 now!!? I have not the faintest idea.

Jesus Flipping Christ save my soul.

Are you deef?

What now?

Yeah, you heard right. Are you deef?

Looks like you aren't one of the enlightened. I am quoting Birendra Bhushan Bobby (real name withheld)

BB Bobbyji (Image censored by Kapil Sibal)

BB Bobby, better known as Bobbyji, is the most disgusting experienced math teacher in our schoool. "Who's the teacher? I-I."


"Bwooyz, listen to me. There's only one way to do the sum, the NCERT method."

Of course the 'Enthuman' is an exception

"The thing is that", normal people won't understand this post. Only the very lucky few will. Only those selective countable people who have ever learnt from Bobbyji will understand. "Do you fallow?"

This post is part hate speech, part tribute to the eternal Aya.


"Any doubts?" "No."