Are you deef?

What now?

Yeah, you heard right. Are you deef?

Looks like you aren't one of the enlightened. I am quoting Birendra Bhushan Bobby (real name withheld)

BB Bobbyji (Image censored by Kapil Sibal)

BB Bobby, better known as Bobbyji, is the most disgusting experienced math teacher in our schoool. "Who's the teacher? I-I."


"Bwooyz, listen to me. There's only one way to do the sum, the NCERT method."

Of course the 'Enthuman' is an exception

"The thing is that", normal people won't understand this post. Only the very lucky few will. Only those selective countable people who have ever learnt from Bobbyji will understand. "Do you fallow?"

This post is part hate speech, part tribute to the eternal Aya.


"Any doubts?" "No."

SOPA

It all started with the wikipedia blackout.

Meh.

I had a project to submit the next day damnit! Now where will I find material to copy-paste from?

"Try using the library." "The what?"

I had to find a way around.

Unleash the hounds!

I started snooping around the dark and unknown corners of the internet (read: searched on google) for a way to bypass the blackout. All I got where articles on SOPA and PIPA.

What is that now? SOPA (Some Obnoxious Politician's idea Act) and PIPA (Pirates In Pressure Act) are two acts in the stage of being passed in the US Senate. They are stupid ideas by people who never used the internet. Of course it's the brainchild of media giants like WMG and Disney.

It basically gives the media companies the right to shut down websites supposedly infringing copyrights without any notice. Now do I really need to tell you how exactly that's a stupid idea? It's basically a internet censor like the one China has.

They are watching.

Well if you are interested (which I know you are not, but still) here's wikipedia explaining it in detail to you: Wikipedia: SOPA.

And after hours of research, I found in a tiny little footnote in some obscure site, a solution to the dilemma. FINALLY! And the screwed up complicated solution is: press Esc. Press Esc.

Well you can understand how I reacted. I went complete apeshit.

Why I made this blog.

Let me tell you this before you start asking questions: I have absolutely NO super awesome reason to start blogging. I don't even have a fetish for rainbows and stuff.

No unicorns then?

No. I just started this blog, because I like countless other human being of my age was bored. Wait, let me correct that. I am bored. So I decide to do something with my never ending free time. I start a blog. A funny blog. Though I don't know the extent of my sense of humor. You may as well find me making poop jokes in a month writing this blog.

Remember when...OH SHUT UP!

Anyways I might as well tell this. This 'blogging-to-relieve-boredom' idea is not mine. Yeah. I am a plagiarist. I have been inspired by (read: completely ripped the idea off) my friends who also run a blog. Namely The Nikiller and 404: Fatal Error. They independently decided to blog sometime around September. Now they are fairly popular. And also almost never bored. So I gave it a shot too.

Thanks for bearing with me. I hope you don't get scared by my blog too fast. Don't worry it doesn't have any malicious code in it. I promise. Happy reading!